GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An